市内不思議探索ツアー

Kyon:       
And with that, we're now going on a tour around the city
      in search of a mystery and a phenomenon.
      On Saturday, meet at 9:00 a.m. in front of Kitaguchi Station.
      Those who arrive late shall receive the death penalty.
      .... Death penalty?
      You know, I really hate to waste the day-off.

Haruhi:       
You're late! Penalty!!





Kyon:       
Haruhi's proposal,
      split off into groups of two, search the city for mysterious phenomena.
      If we find any, alert the others via cell-phone.      
      That is all.

Haruhi:       
I guess we've got our groups.

Kyon:       
It might be a lucky day for me after all.
      I mean if I can go on a date with Miss Asahina,
      treating everyone to lunch 'cause I was late is a small price to pay.


Haruhi:       
Kyon, are you paying an attention?
      Would you be serious here?
      This isn't a date, got it !?

Kyon:       
Yeah, I hear you.

Haruhi:       
Look, this isn't a funny game.
      You mess around and I'll kill you!

Kyon:       
And with those departing words, Haruhi's team left to investigate the east side of the station.
      While Miss Asahina and I were ordered to search the west side.
      However...

Mikuru:       
What should we do?

Kyon:       
Beats me.