長門有希の秘密

Kyon:

           You are an alien?

Nagato:

           My mission is to observe Haruhi Suzumiya and report
           the information back to the Data Integration Thought Entity.
           I've been performing this task daily since my creation
           three years ago.
           It had been quite peaceful and there had been no uncertain factors.
           However, irregularities have appeared near Haruhi Suzumiya which 
           cannot be ignored.
           That would be... you.

Nagato:

           To the Data Integration Thought Entity,
    the third planet in this solar system, this planet, had no special value.
    However, the current inhabitants of Earth, as it is known by
    your kind, developed a cognitive ability that could be considered intelligence.
    Consequently, the significance of the planet increased.
    There was the possibility that your kind might provide
    an answer in overcoming the end of evolution the entity is experiencing.
    Throughout the universe, it is common for organic life forms
    to develop a consciousness.
    Human beings from Earth were the only creatures whose consciousness
    evolved into intellect.
    The Entity carefully yet thoroughly continued its observations.
    Three years ago, they noticed the abnormal flare-up of data on the surface
    of the planet.
    This explosion of information started from one area of 
    a bow-shaped archipelago,
    then quickly enveloped the entire planet and surged 
    further out of into space.
    In the center of all this was...
    For this three years since, multiple investigations and observations have occurred
    regarding Haruhi Suzumiya.
    However, she remains an enigma.
    Regardless, one section of the Entity continues to perform its analysis of
    Haruhi Suzumiya.
    The Entity believes she would be the key to humankind's auto-evolution
    as well as its own.
    Because the Entity is an astro-being,
    it cannot directly communicate with organic life forms.
    The Entity does not communicate through language and your kind has no way of
    communicating without language.
    That is why the Data Integration Thought Entity created interfaces such as myself.
    Through me, it can make contact with the human species.
    

Nagato:

	    We believe that Haruhi Suzumiya has the potential for auto-evolution.
    She has the power to manipulate the environmental data 
    around her for her benefit.
    That is the reason why I am here
    and the reason why you are here.
    

Kyon:

	    Hold it, just hang on a sec. I'm totally lost.
    

Nagato:

	    Trust me.

Kyon:

	    OK, first of all, why me?
    I mean for starters, let's just say I believe all the stuff you're telling me
    about this data integrate... what you might whoosis(xxx) thingy in space.
    But if it's true, why you reveal your identity to me?

Nagato:

	    You have been chosen by Haruhi Suzumiya.
    Whether she knows or not, Haruhi Suzumiya has the power
    to affect her surroundings by transforming her will into absolute data.
    There is a reason she chose you rather than someone else.

Kyon:

	    No way.

Nagato:

	    Way.
    You and Haruhi Suzumiya have the possibilities in your hands.

Kyon:

	    You're serious about all this?

Nagato:

	    Of course.

Kyon:

	    Here, I am amazed that the silent one finally started talking.
    But the stuff that was coming out from her mouth was completely wacko.
    I never imagined she'd be so ... out there.
    You know, you'd really make Haruhi ecstatic if you went up to
    her personally and told all this stuff.
    Hate to say it, but I'm having a hard time keeping up with this kind of talk.
    It's so confusing.

Nagato:

	    The Data Integration Thought Entity is under the impression that 
    if Haruhi Suzumiya is made aware of her worth and her abilities,
    it will create catastrophic event. 
    For now we must continue our observations unbeknownst to her.
    

Kyon:

	    Ok, but I could run out right now and tell Haruhi everything
    you just explained to me.

Nagato:

	    She does not take the information you feed her seriously.

Kyon:

	    That's true...

Nagato:

	    I am not the only interface that the Data Integration Thought Entity 
    has placed upon this planet. 
    Another section of the Entities determined to use more proactive methods with
    Haruhi Suzumiya in order to observe the fluctuations of data. 
    You are the key to Haruhi Suzumiya. 
    If there is danger, you are the first target. 

Kyon:

	    Uhmm... I'm outta here.

Kyon:

	    Humanoid Inter... what?
    Aliens.
    She is always by herself reading this stuff.
    Maybe that's where her weird fantasies come from.
    I bet when she is in class, she doesn't talk to anybody.
    She just stays cooped up in her own little world.
    Yuki and Haruhi need to just chill out and enjoy some plain and ordinary school life.