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<p>Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Unbelievable!</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I never thought anyone would come to
us for counseling.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> But someone has! And there she
is!</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Her name was Emiri Kimidori, a
junior, who seemed very quiet and pure.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> So let me get this
straight.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You want us the SOS Brigade to go and
search for your missing boyfriend?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
Yes.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Hm.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Huh.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Oh great.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> It seems that she thinks the purpose
of the SOS Brigade really is to be a mobile task force or a jack-of-all-trades
counseling thing.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So what exactly is troubling
you?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
He hasn't been in school for the longest time.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Have you tried calling
him?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
He doesn't answer his cell or his home phone.<br />
I even went to his house, but he wasn't there.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Hm, what about your boyfriend's
family?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
As far as I know, he lives alone.<br />
A while ago I remember hearing they lived and worked overseas.<br />
But I don't have any of their contact information.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Really?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Were his parents in
Canada?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
No, I believe they live somewhere in Honduras.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Oh, yes, Honduras, indeed!</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> What was this "indeed"
stuff?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I doubt she even knows where Honduras
is.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Let's see, somewhere below Mexico,
right?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
The night when I went to see him, the house was pitch-black.<br />
I'm so worried.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Yeah,</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I can totally understand how you're
feeling about this.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Liar.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You don't understand the feeling of
being in love.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Anyway, I'm surprised you came to the
SOS Brigade for this mystery.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> So why'd you come to us?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
My boyfriend used to talk about the SOS brigade.<br />
That's why I am here.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Oh?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> So who is this boyfriend?</span><br /><br />
Cat:<br />
Meow.<br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
... is his name.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Don't know him. Who's
he?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Hm?</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hm?</span><br /><br />
Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Hm?</span><br /><br />
Kimidori:<br />
To tell you the truth, he's the president of the computer club.<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hmmm... huh!</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The guy Haruhi took pictures of his
sexually harassing Miss Asahina.(xxx)</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The guy Haruhi blackmailed so she
could take his top-of-the-line computer.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The poor guy who was forced to hook
the computer up with tears in his eyes.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I totally forgot about
him.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Ok, I got it.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Don't worry, we'll do something about
this.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Miss Kimidori, today is your lucky
day.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Since you're the SOS Brigade's first
client, I'll solve the case of your missing boyfriend for free.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You planed on charging money for
this?</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hey, taking the case is the easy
part.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> What are we gonna do if you can't
solve it?</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Hm. We'll solve it.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I'm sure that the computer club chief is
suffering from the May Melancholies even if it's a couple months
late.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> We'll just stroll into his house, grab
him, slap him around a little and drag him out there.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I think she's serious about
that.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> But if he's got a girlfriend like
Miss Kimidori, why the guy's hiding out in the computer club?</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Are you and Miss Kimidori friends or
something?</span><br /><br />
Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Uh-uh.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> I've never spoken to her before
today.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> If she needed help, why didn't she go
to a teacher or the police?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> No, maybe she did, but they didn't
take it seriously.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> That's why she came to the SOS
Brigade for help.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yeah, that's what's going on
here.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Looks like Haruhi is using this as an
opportunity to attract bigger cases.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Bet she thinks she can solve those,
too.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> We could always pass out fliers at the
front gate like we did last time.<br /><br /></span></p>
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