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<p>Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Self-proclaimed, humanoid interface
created by aliens.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Self-proclaimed, time traveling
girl.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Self-proclaimed, squad of esper
boys.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> They've shown me enough proof that I
may now safely remove the words "self-proclaimed" from their
titles.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The three of them, each for their own
reasons, mind you, apparently focused on Haruhi Suzumiya.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Even if I'd believe everything I've
seen, I still can't figure out one thing.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Why me?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> An alien, a girl from the future and
an esper boy all migrated toward Haruhi</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> because, as Koizumi put it, that's
what she wished for us.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> What about me?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Why have I been dragged feet first
into all of this weird stuff anyway.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I mean I'm a 100% ordinary high
schooler.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> No special powers or anything
here.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I mean who wrote this
scenario?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Was it you, Haruhi?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yeah, right.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> It's not like it's my problem,
anyway.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Why do I have to get all worked up
about it.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> All this is Haruhi's
fault.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Seriously, she's the one who should
be worried about all the weirdness going on, not me.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Nagato, Koizumi and Miss
Asahina,</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> from now on, they should just go
speak to her directly.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> And whatever happens after that,
well, that's Haruhi's problem.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I've got nothing to do with
it.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Everyone else can go and do whatever
they want as far as I'm concerned.</span><br /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Yo!</font><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hey.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Taniguchi, do you think I'm a normal
high schooler?</span><br /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Huh?<br />
I don't know.<br />
Normal high schoolers don't go around pushing girls down in classrooms.<br />
You know what I'm saying?<br />
Especially Yuki Nagato, who according to my ranking system scores about
A-.</font><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I shall explain
myself.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Taniguchi's memory of the event was a
complete fiction, a fantasy, merely a dream.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Nagato is the victim of Haruhi, who's
turned the literary club into her lair.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Upset by this turn of the events, she
merely consulted me for advice.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I sympathized with the poor girl, and
agreed to help out as best as I could.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> After Haruhi'd gone, we decided to
meet in a classroom so that we could discuss her options.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> That's when Nagato, an anemic all her
life, suffered a seizure,</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> she toppled over, and as I lunged to
prevent her from falling to the hard linoleum floor,</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> you came walking through the door,
Taniguchi.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Once you find out the truth about
something,</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> ten to one it's always gonna turn out
to be something trivial.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> You liar.</font><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Tsk...</span><br /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Even if I was dumb enough to believe that lie, the fact
that Nagato, who is famous for being anti-social man, came to you for
advice?<br />
Well, that automatically makes you not normal, buddy.<br /></font><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I never realized Nagato's that
famous.</span><br /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Also you happen to be one of Suzumiya's henchmen.<br />
So if you think that you're a just normal male high school student,<br />
then I'm about as normal as a water flea.</font><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hey, Taniguchi, you don't have any
supernatural powers, do you?</span><br /><br />
Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Huh?<br />
I knew it.<br />
You've finally become poisoned by Suzumiya's extreme brand of nerdiness,
haven't you?<br />
Don't get too close to me, buddy!<br />
Or I'll catch your Suzumiya bug.</font></p>
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