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<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> "The SOS Brigade and the explanation of our general
policies."</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> "We the SOS Brigade are committed to seeking out
mysteries in this universe.<br />
To anyone who has experienced strange phenomena in the past, anyone who has
had a mysterious experience recently, or anyone who plans on having a weird
experience in the future.<br />
If any of the above applies to you, come see us!<br />
We'll help you find the answers you need fast.<br />
However, if your mysteries are ordinary, we can't help you.<br />
We only accept phenomena and/or mysteries that freak us out.<br />
Please keep that in mind."</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> I think I'm starting to understand the reason for this
Brigade's existence.</font></p>
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<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> They pissed me off so much!<br />
I mean, what's with those stupid teachers?<br />
They're always butting in.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> So what happened out there?<br />
Did you guys get in trouble?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Unbelievable!<br />
We passed out a half of our flyers and teachers came out of nowhere telling
us to stop.<br />
Who do they think they are?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> If two girls in bunny suits were passing out flyers in
front of the school, everybody'd come running to check that out.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Mikuru starts sobbing. I get yanked to the
detention.<br />
And Okabe, that handball freak comes over...!!!</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> I'm sure that they didn't know where to keep their eyes
focused on.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Well, I guess that's it for today.<br />
Dismissed!<br />
How long are you gonna cry, anyway.<br />
Let's go take it off, come on!</font></p>
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<p>Mikuru:<br /><font color="#FF99CC"> Um, say Kyon...<br />
If I find I'm unable to get married after all this,<br />
would you be willing to marry me?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> What should I say,<br />
Miss Asahina, you look like you just found out you didn't get accepted into
college, or like someone who's lost her job the day after buying her
dream-house.<br />
Wait, oh, man, now you're calling me Kyon, too.<br /></font></p>
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