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<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Since the SOS Brigade was founded, the once empty room
of the former literary club now has lots of things in it.<br />
Maybe she is planning on living here or something.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> You know what, it would be great to have a computer in
here.<br />
We're living in the information age, and we don't even have a computer.<br />
I can't forgive them.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> And who is it you can't forgive?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> What do you say? Let's go get one.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Do you have any idea how we're gonna get one?<br />
You're not gonna rob a computer store, are you?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> No way.<br />
We're gonna hit some place closer.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Hi, everyone!<br />
I've come for a computer and all the accessories that go with it!!<br />
Who one here's the president?</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> I guess that'd be me.</font></p>
<p>Haurhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> There's only one reason why I would schlep all the way
over here to the computer club.<br />
I'm here for a computer.<br />
I only need one.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Excuse me, you crazy or something?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> We only need one and you guys got a whole bunch in
here.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Hang on a sec. Who the heck are you, anyway?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> We are the SOS Brigade.<br />
And I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, the leader.<br />
And these are my henchmen, number one and number two.<br />
Don't give me any crap, just hand over a computer and no one gets
hurt.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Why the hell should I?<br />
I'm not giving you guys anything.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Uhm?<br /><font color="#333333"><br />
President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Hm?</font></font><br /><br /><font color="#333333">Haruhi:</font><br />
Ookay.<br />
Here's how this is gonna go down, boys.<br />
So try to pay attention.</font></p>
<p>Mikuru:<br /><font color="#FF99CC"> Uwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> W,what are you doing?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> And one more shot!</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> What are you doing?</font></p>
<p>Haurhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> I have photographic evidence of the blatant sexual
harassment.<br />
If you don't want any of these pics to show up all over campus,<br />
hand over a computer and be quick about it.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> This is ludicrous.<br />
You forced me to touch her breasts.<br />
I'm innocent, I tell you.</font></p>
<p>Haurhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Wonder how many people are gonna listen to your side of
the story, you sexual harasser?</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> What? Hang on!<br />
All the club members here are witnesses.</font></p>
<p>Member 1:<br />
That's right.</p>
<p>Member 2:<br />
Yeah, it wasn't his fault.</p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks
ganged up on her and *******ed her.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> You out of your mind or something?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Well chief, you're gonna hand it over or
not?</font></p>
<p>Mikuru:<br /><font color="#FF99CC"> Miss Suzumiya...</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> That's...</font></p>
<p><font color="#993300"> Take whichever one you want...</font></p>
<p>Member 1:<br />
Get up, man.</p>
<p>Member 2:<br />
Get a hold of yourself.</p>
<p>Member 3:<br />
It's gonna be okay.<br /><br />
Member4:<br />
xxx figure this out.<br /><br />
Member5:<br />
Don't cry!</p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> It's like a bad comic skit or something.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> All right!<br /><br /></font>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Which one's the latest model?</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Give me one good reason why I should tell you
that!</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Hhhm.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> That one...</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> I almost forgot, I got a list from a computer store
yesterday.<br />
It's got all the newest models on it.<br />
And it looks like this computer's not listed.<br />
I think I'll take that one.</font></p>
<p>President:<br /><font color="#993300"> Wait, that's the machine we just bought, you can't do
it.<br />
.... Take it, you thief.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Yeah, you got that right.<br />
She is a thief.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Hey, Kyon.<br /><br /></font>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Hm?<br /><br /></font>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Could you get this?</font></p>
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