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<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> As long as Haruhi Suzumiya is sitting quietly, she is
just like any other extremely beautiful high school girl.<br />
And my seat just happens to be in front of her.<br />
I mean, can you blame me for wanting to exploit the seating arrangement so I
could, um, get to know her better?<br />
Hey, that stuff you were saying when you were introducing yourself, were you
serious about all that?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> What about the stuff I was saying?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Well, you know, about aliens and stuff.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Why? Are you an alien or something?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Well, no, but I just...</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> "Well, no but you just" what?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Well, I ... just forget it.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Then why are we even talking right now?<br />
You're wasting my time.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Later on, I found out that quite a few of my new
classmates were from the same junior high as Haruhi.</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Look, if you've got the hots for her, take my
advice.<br />
Forget it.<br />
After being in the same class as her for three years, I know her pretty
well.<br />
Let's just say she's what you might call beyond eccentric.</font></p>
<p>Kunikida:<br /><font color="#009999"> Like her introduction?</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Yep, in junior high I can't remember a day when she
wasn't doing something completely wacky.<br />
Ya ever hear of the "quad scribbles" incident?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> No, what's that?</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> You know that thing that draws lines on the athletic
field?<br />
Ah, what do you call that thing again?<br />
Whatever. Well, she used that thing to draw this big, mysterious symbol on
the school quad.<br />
She snuck into the school grounds at night to draw it.</font><br />
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Kunikida:<br /><font color="#009999"> Yeah, I remember reading about that.<br />
I think it was in the local section of the daily newspaper.<br />
It sort of looked like a botch version of a Nazca drawing, didn't
it?</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> So you're telling me she did this all by
herself?</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> No doubt.<br />
And she totally admitted doing it.<br />
Oh yeah, and then one morning I get to class early. All the desks were shoved
out into the hall.<br />
Then there's the time she painted a star on the roof.<br />
And this other time when she plastered these talismans all over the
campus.<br /></font><br />
Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> What the hell is she doing?</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> You know, like the ones used to re-animate corpses.<br />
I have no idea why.<br />
But all the same, man, she</font><font color="#808000">'s pretty popular with
the guys.<br />
She's not too hard to look at, you know.<br />
And she's freaking good at sports.<br />
And on top of that, she gets good grades.<br />
She's a super weirdo.<br />
But if she's standing there quietly, you'd never know.</font></p>
<p>Kunikida:<br /><font color="#009999"> Something tells me you have more to say about
her?</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> For a while, she was going out with one joker after
another.<br />
I think the longest any one guy lasted was about a week.<br />
And the guy that had the shortest relationship with her, he asked her out,
she said OK, and it ended five minutes later.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> I don't have any time to deal with ordinary
humans.</font></p>
<p>Taniguchi:<br /><font color="#808000"> Then why the hell'd you say OK?<br />
Um? I mean that's what I heard, really!<br />
I don't know why but she never turns a guy down when he steps out to ask her
out.<br />
And so, before you get any bright ideas, buddy, take my advice.<br />
Forget it.</font></p>
<p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Forget it? What's to forget when I hadn't even thought
about it?</font></p>
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