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<p>Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Um, it's the president of the
computer club.</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Hm? Isn't your leader here today?<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You guys want something?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
First I want you to take this.<br />
You'll find some game software on that disc.<br />
Yeah, it's an original game that we designed and developed.<br />
We had it on display at the arts festival.<br />
Maybe you saw it?<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I don't remember.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The only memory I want to retain from
the arts festival is the image of Miss Asahina wearing that maid
outfit.</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Really. Perhaps we were exhibiting in the wrong place.<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So what did you guys want?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Ah, That's right.<br />
We've come here to challenge you and your Brigade thing.<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Huh?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
A duel.<br />
We fight a duel using our game!<br />
Really, a duel.<br />
We wanna duel against you guys.<br />
A duel, a duel.<br />
And with this duel we're gonna....<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I beg you. Please stop repeating the
word "duel" over and over.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> If Haruhi's ultra-sharp ears could
hear you, you'd be as good as...</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Yaaah!</span><br /><br />
Club members:<br />
Chief!<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> So you wanna duel?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Who are you guys,
anyway?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Uh-huh, I bet you creeps are some kind
of secret syndicate trying to muscle my SOS Brigade out of the
way.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I won't let that
happen.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Annihilating evil and shining light upon
darkness is a sworn duty of a hero of justice.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Haruhi, you should listen to what
people have to say before you kick them.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Kyon, a duel is a duel from the very
moment the word is mentioned.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Anything the loser says after that is
just an excuse.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Huh? It's you guys?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Why are you the computer club geeks
picking up a fight with us.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> That's exactly what they were about
to explain to us before you took him out.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Oh, they were, huh?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Rotten SOS Brigade.<br />
Whatever, we the members of the computer club hereby challenge the SOS
Brigade to a duel.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> A duel, huh?</span><br /><br />
Club members:<br />
Ah, Chief!<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Come on guys, it's time to move the
story along.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Well, what's this all about?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
We made a game and we wanna fight you guys in it.<br />
And if we win, you have to return it to us.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> What do you mean?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Return what?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Chief:<br />
You're not using it, get back our computer!<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> But I use this thing all the
time.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> A couple of days ago, we cut our movie
on it.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Actually, I did that.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> And we made our homepage with
it.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yep, I did that, too.</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
What are you talking about?<br />
You barely even update your homepage.<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Uh-huh, so he's the guy who's always
visiting our site.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> That explains the camel
cricket.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Wait a second.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> When I went over there and I said I
wanted it, you said you gave it to me.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You remember it too, don't you
Kyon?</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You're sure about that?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
That deal is off!<br />
And besides, you fooled me into it.<br />
In fact, I'm even willing to forget the mental trauma you inflicted upon me
when you abducted my computer.<br />
Yes, I wanna forget it.<br />
We should both forget it.<br />
Anyway, whatever, we wanna fight you, you got it?<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Sure you got it.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> If you wanna fight us so bad then we
accept your challenge.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Now then, what do you guys give us if we
win?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Chief:<br />
Well, let's see.<br />
How about four brand new laptops?<br />
As one laptop for each member.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Are you serious?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Oh, yes.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Really?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I'm not gonna let you call it off if you
change your mind.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You understand?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Chief:<br />
Don't worry, you have my word.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You're pretty confident, aren't
you?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> All right.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Now that I think about it, you guys
don't have any girls in your club.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> If you guys beat us, we'll give her to
you.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> How about that?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Chief:<br />
Huh?<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I'm sure you guys can find a good use
for Yuki. (xxxx)</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Since you are putting up four computers
against the one we have,</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Yuki helps to even out our
states.</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Yeah, well now...<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Nah, there's a big difference between
the specs of four laptops and Nagato.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> But you wouldn't know
that.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Really?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Then, do you want Mikuru
instead?</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Why don't you be the
prize?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> If you're gonna bet anything, how
about you go ahead and bet your own body?<br />
Stop being so selfish for once.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> What are you talking
about?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Are you forgetting that I'm the divine
and sacred figure head of the SOS Brigade?<br />
I'm your leader, dummy.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I will never give up this position
except to the person I feel is the chosen one.</span><br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You mean you're gonna stay here even
after you graduate.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> What's gonna meet?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Who do you prefer?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
Well... I... Yeah...<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I see.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> So that's how it's gonna
be.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> If you insist, you can have
me.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Chief:<br />
No! No, absolutely no, no way.<br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Hm?</span><br /><br />
Chief:<br />
The game is an online space battle simulator, five players versus five.<br />
The battle will begin at four o'clock one week from today.<br />
Until then, you should brush up on your skills.<br />
We'll be disappointed if you're too weak.<br /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> He's acting like he's already
won.</span><br /><br />
Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> How generous of you to give us our
prizes in advance.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Um-hum.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> After all, each Brigade member should
have their own computer.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br />
Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> And she's acting the exact same
way.</span></p>
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